This Christmas, when your family is sitting around a freshly glazed turkey, the yule log crackling on television, every clink of your fork against the plate growing louder and more deafening as your Uncle mistakes his whiskey for the gravy, and your Mother asks if the cherries in the stuffing were really necessary, and your [...]
This Christmas, when your family is sitting around a freshly glazed turkey, the yule log crackling on television, every clink of your fork against the plate growing louder and more deafening as your Uncle mistakes his whiskey for the gravy, and your Mother asks if the cherries in the stuffing were really necessary, and your husband or wife softly sobs into his or her hands thinking no one will notice, and even the dog (whom you’ve long suspected might be a genius) brings her a box of tissues and a paw on the shoulder… well, it looks like you’re going to need some killer Xmas tunes to drown out all the festivities.
And have we got the MIDI file for you. Check out this hypersexual tech version of “Oh Holy Night” by the second best band named Cream ever. Yes, that’s Sergio Cilli of “We Got That B-Roll” Fame(?). Also that may or may not be Matt Bellamy from Muse back there (it’s not).
And in case we don’t get another chance to say it…
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