Delia Smith has got a CBE.
Oh, let's not encourage them. You know what they say, too many cooks, have their own TV show.
If you start rewarding Delia it won't be too long before you have to give Gordon Ramsay a knighthood. If anyone gets near him with a sword and they only knight him, it'll be such a waste.
She was the one who did a book that covered how to boil and egg, and she gets a CBE.
So keep an eye out for my new book, How To Wipe Your Arse Without Ruining Your Sleeve. I should get an OBE in no time.